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June 2018

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magical-flying-moron:

lenatheninjax3:

asia-divine:

grandpaq:

lexxgotthejuice:

jehovahhthickness:

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

Not telling anybody.

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

Originally posted by begavet

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

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whiteboyvevo:

mcratpapa:

Louis: *spits on the ground*
Me: *licks the ground*

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lmaonade:

lmaonade:

i feel like people often forget that nyan cat was just a robbed hatsune miku song

reminder 

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oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

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the-money-dog:

Your D&D class based off of your Hogwarts house

Ravenclaw: Wizard

Gryffindor: Wizard

Hufflepuff: Wizard

Slytherin: Wizard

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hollyfhtagn:

muggleland:

*flirts with the healer so they’ll prioritize me*

As a healer: this will work

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hlahlahlahlahly:

shorthalt:

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

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ravencrantz:

me: hey tumblr why won’t you show me my notifications

tumblr: bold of you to assume people are interacting with your posts

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slavicafire:

“the three songs” ask set

1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle

2. three last songs you listened to

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with

4. three songs that you know thanks to your parents

5. three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)

6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)

7. three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved

8. three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation

9. three songs that get you in the Christmas Mood

10. three favourite Halloween/spooky songs

11. three favourite songs from movie or TV series soundtrack

12. three favourite songs from video games

13. three songs you want at your funeral

14. three songs you want at your wedding

15. three songs you want to dance with your love to

16. three favourite songs for sex

17. three songs that remind you of your crush

18. three songs that remind you of your best friend

19. three songs that are your guilty pleasure

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one

21. three songs of your childhood

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad

23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up

24. three favourite old songs

25. three favourite songs of 2017

26. three favourite non-English songs

27. three songs that you sing while drunk

28. three best songs to get drunk or high to

29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives)

30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above)

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exciting:

exciting:

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

oh hey folks fun update, i found my passion again? i just had to find my right outlet, get to a place where I have aspirations, dispel apathy and pursue what I love, it’s all good and swell!

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osterfields:

marisatomay:

new meme template have fun babes

mmmm whatcha say

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iwilleatyourenglish:

the pissman is gonna get me

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the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

No matter how cruel and unforgiving life gets, anime girls will always be there to heal your soul

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thivus:

cocacoladrone:

Imagine hating the English while being “Mexican” lmao no ground to stand on

at least mexicans make real food instead of digestive wafers and stale bread

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the full acronym is LGBTDESPACITO
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carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

The Porn Bot ARG is just the latest news about Death Stranding. Kojima made Norman Reedus learn how to make gifs and use tumblr so he could fuck with us

Mads Mikkelsen, eating potato chips in his pajamas and editing angel images on photoshop to make glitchy gifs, as per Hideo Kojima’s instructions: “Haha, I don’t know what’s going on! This is fun!”

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new rule for my blog

official-mugi:

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bsaashujaa:

Guess it’s time to give Dante the honorary title

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Onee-Sama's Breats...HNN...!

amtrax:

This made me giggle.

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